We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
