no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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