dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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