Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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