how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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