i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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