HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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