Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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