Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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