he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
