He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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