I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Randomize
