I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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