The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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