the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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