i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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