Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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