there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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