"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I would fuck him just for his dog
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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