your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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