is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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