marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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