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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.

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• (310): View more from California

  Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure

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• (408): View more from California

  If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!

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  Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you

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