Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much