so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
15 Things That Could NEVER Happen Anywhere But the South
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
15 Times “Flight of the Conchords” Made You Feel Better About Being a Twenty-Something
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I have aggressive nipples.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.