i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you