wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
True strength comes from lack of pants
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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