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I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.

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(510): I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone. http://tfl.nu/yr4y

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(905): View more from Toronto

Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.

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(905): Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have. http://tfl.nu/x1lg

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(702): View more from Nevada

You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year

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(702): You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year http://tfl.nu/juhc

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I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.

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(913): I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America. http://tfl.nu/aex4

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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?

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(407): I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!? http://tfl.nu/85fy

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(615): View more from Tennessee

The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.

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(615): The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face. http://tfl.nu/dqag

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(407): View more from Florida

I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.

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(407): I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying. http://tfl.nu/u472

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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.

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(774): After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs. http://tfl.nu/szq4

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(406): View more from Montana

just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution

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(406): just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution http://tfl.nu/z6cd

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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now

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(907): You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now http://tfl.nu/vnkw

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.

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(832): Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress. http://tfl.nu/ybr5

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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.

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(615): I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me. http://tfl.nu/vysn

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I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in

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(873): I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in http://tfl.nu/bvll

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I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger

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(314): I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger http://tfl.nu/k75x

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Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.

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(702): Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state. http://tfl.nu/qc3a

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