At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.