So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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