chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
