He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
