Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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