K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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