We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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