I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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