If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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