Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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