So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Randomize