His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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