I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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