This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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