This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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