Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Four minutes until I can fart!
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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