I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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