? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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