turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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