We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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