Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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