so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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