I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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