Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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