i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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