I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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