But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Let's get the cat blown out
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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