Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The power of my boobs compel you
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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