Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
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I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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