we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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