I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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