White coat. Heels.
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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