toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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